O.M.F.G. – it’s the House of Hair! Seriously–text speak? FTW, SMFs! There’s no school like the old school!
The HOH is a dirty little Eden on the airwaves, a heavy metal Valhalla where the horns are raised high in the air and so is the hair! I’ve got the bands, the tunes and the decibels: all you have to provide is the head banging and we’re good to go! Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, and my band, Twisted Sister, are being unleashed, plus I’ve got requests for Metallica, Cinderella and more! If the hair is big and the spandex is so tight you can tell who did the circumcision, then it’s gotta be the House of Hair! Don’t miss it!