Guess who?! Anyone? Anyone? You bastards!
It’s Dee, and I’m headed your way from a magical metal paradise, where hair bands run free, the rivers are made of Aqua Net and makeup grows on Max Factor trees! What is this hairy heaven I speak of? It’s the freakin’ House of Hair, of course! I’ll be tearing it up with Kix, Iron Maiden, my band Twisted Sister, Lita Ford and a zillion requests from you crazed metalheads. I’m also gonna fill you in on how you can score a free trip to Rocklahoma – you know you want it! It’s the House of Hair, ‘bangers! Prepare yourselves!