“Using lyrics.rip to scrape the Genius Lyrics Database, I made a Markov Chain write Iron Maiden lyrics. All music/vocals performed, mixed, and mastered by me, in my kitchen, on a white Epiphone Flying V, a crappy mic, and an old copy of ProTools. All lyrics provided by Eddie (AKA lyrics.rip). Vocals are…. hard. Bruce Dickinson is very hard to emulate/impersonate, so I just did the best I could and hope it’s not awful. That man has golden pipes. It sounds like a South Park parody, but then again, it IS a parody, so… uhhhh… don’t take it too seriously.”
~ Funk Turkey aka Kirk Connor
Whaddya think, Headbängers? Should this be our new Thanksgiving metal theme song or what?