New Zealand journalist David Farrier uncovered a fellow New Zealand mother who named her three children Metallica, Pantera, and Slayer.
Farrier states he saw birth certificates of all three kids, confirming that they are indeed the most metal children ever. “All you need to know is that she is a very metal mother, as proven by this photo of her with a crossbow. You don’t get more metal than a crossbow. When I contacted her to tell her I was writing this story for Webworm, she simply said ‘Thank you, it’s not easy raising three of the heaviest bands.’ ”
“I become a bit suspicious when she also included Metallica’s best album “…and justice for all” in her kid’s name too, but New Zealand’s registrar-general seems to confirm it’s a real thing.. Plus, I’ve seen the birth certificates. Anyway, waiting for comment from Metallica, Pantera and Slayer [the actual bands] as clearly this metal mother (and her kids) deserve free metal gigs for life.
“Finally, i think it’s important to note (as you can see in the photo in my article) this mother is also a big fan of crossbows which are also truly metal and she deserves our complete and utter respect for this (and for raising three kids).”
Read the whole story at Webworm.co.
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