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Home » Super Cool Stuff » HOH Doormat “If It Ain’t Metal… It’s Crap!” Welcome To The House, Rockers!
HOH Doormat "If It Ain't Metal... It's Crap!" Welcome To The House, Rockers!
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HOH Doormat “If It Ain’t Metal… It’s Crap!” Welcome To The House, Rockers!

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Bring loud personality to your doorstep with a rugged, no-nonsense doormat that speaks the language of THe House of Hair! The natural coconut coir fibers scrape dirt and mud from boots while the bold printed message and horns up graphic set the tone before guests even step inside. Weather-ready and anchored by a black vinyl anti-slip backing, this mat sits steady on porches, steps, and entryways — ready for encore after encore. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, it’s a straightforward, durable welcome that matches the energy of anyone who lives for loud music and good times.

Product features
– Grade-A tufted coconut coir fibers for tough scraping and eco-friendly composition
– Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place
– Standard size 24″ × 16″ (61 x 40.6 cm) fits most doorways
– Designed mainly for outdoor use — weather-resistant surface
– Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
– Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.

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